tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post582372676834682439..comments2023-11-26T14:07:01.592+05:30Comments on एक ज़िद्दी धुन: दस दिन का अनशन - हरिशंकर परसाईEk ziddi dhunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05414056006358482570noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-4433298310494882612014-04-10T15:06:40.058+05:302014-04-10T15:06:40.058+05:30कल 11/04/2014 को आपकी पोस्ट का लिंक होगा http://n...कल <b>11/04/2014</b> को आपकी पोस्ट का लिंक होगा <a href="http://nayi-purani-halchal.blogspot.in" rel="nofollow"> http://nayi-purani-halchal.blogspot.in </a> पर <br />धन्यवाद !<br />Yashwant R. B. Mathurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997216769306922306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-28741543342046812842011-09-17T07:25:13.905+05:302011-09-17T07:25:13.905+05:30Above was the dream or nightmare. The reason for ...Above was the dream or nightmare. The reason for it is when you see India from outside and when you visit American Indian Reservation, Central America and live for decades in the West. When you meet number of successful very competitive Chinese. You wonder why Chinese, Indians and Jews populate MIT, Bell Labs, and European Research Institutes.<br /><br />India & China have progressed because the civilizational roots are still intact. China is reverting back to its native organic Dharmik roots – Boudhism, Confucian & Taoism. Boudha Dharma spread to China & Japan without asking them to throw away their native roots or asking them take alien culturally distant names and start identifying themselves with aliens by adopting their language. But see what happened to Afghanistan & Pakistan. In their search for alien Arab/Turk/Persian fake roots they have become brutes, killing each other and stuffing pieced-up bodies in gunny bags. Hope this does not come to India. Pakistan & Afghanistan where Sanskrit Grammar was invented near Peshawar, where Patanjali wrote YogSutra, where the largest and first university was built worked for more than 300 years at Taxila whose libraries were 9 stories tall. But the cause of Wednesdays happened long back on Sundays…when Kshatra Tej was extinguished from the land by wrong Boudhist & Jaina interpretation seeping in the Civilization Bharat. It stopped producing Shake Shalivahan who took care of Huns who overran Eurocia… on those Sundays we slept when the brutes and their brutal ideology overran todays Iraq, Iran & then Afghanistan… in that sleep I had a dream … not a dream but a nightmareAndyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461408196808303809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-47477714567508383552011-09-17T07:20:37.360+05:302011-09-17T07:20:37.360+05:30I had switched off the lights and was sleeping in ...I had switched off the lights and was sleeping in the interior room of our haweli with my brothers, sisters and parents. Suddenly I lost the two balls which I always had. I started searching in the room for those balls in dark. Some thing.. I guess it was weird noise of thumping of a book made me come out of the Haweli. There was this bearded old man in green (OMG) robe with an alien desert-y book in one hand and very old snake oil lantern in other.<br /> <br />I had seen him entering our village a day before. OMG was a snake oil salesman by trade. He told me to start searching the balls under the oil lamp near his feet.<br /> <br />I: “but I lost the balls inside in the haweli. Please give me that lantern so that I can search the balls where they were lost”<br /> <br />OMG: “it does not matter, bend over and start searching under my feet.”<br /> <br />I: “Why?”<br /> <br />OMG: “Because the book in my hand says so.”<br /> <br />I: “what is this book?”<br /> <br />OMG: “this is divine God’s book.”<br /> <br />I: where does it say so?<br /> <br />OMG: “you cannot understand so I need to read to you and make you understand.”<br /> <br />Then OMG starts reading some lines in alien language. I do not understand a bit. OMG makes me bend over and search under his feet while he was reading those lines.<br /> <br />After a while he stops reading and tells me..<br /> <br />OMG: “the book also says that if you search for your balls under my feet then not only you will get your lost balls but also get the balls of your brothers, father’s, even of your cousins’ and uncles’ who live next door. Imagine how rich and powerful you will be with so many balls. To get others balls you need to bring them to bend over at my feet.”<br /> <br />Now I forgot about my own lost balls and started desiring more and more of others balls. To bring others to his feet first I initially thumped books but later I started forcefully bring my brothers and cousins. To wake more people and bring them to OMG’s feet for bending over, and searching balls, one of my bearded passionate cousin came up with a great idea of using the Alien Snake Oil of OMG to set fire to the whole Mohalla, so that every one gets up immediately or roasted alive.<br /> <br />That is what we did! Many perished but we were determined to get at least 72 balls at OMG feet. Whole Mohalla and nearby neighborhood gutted in the fire. Fire spread to the whole village. The village of Guru Nanak, Guru Govind Singh, GorakhNath, Valmiki, Vashishta, Boudha and Mahavira was completely destroyed.<br /> <br />Now every one was bending over and searching balls under the lamp which OMG only possessed. OMG started calling us with alien desert-y names. We thought he is expressing love by his mouth the way he was expressing by his Dostum between his legs.<br /> <br />There was darkness everywhere. Long time passed… it was truly very long time and now my rear started paining…. when I looked up I saw vicarious smile on OMG’s face.. I realized he was a devil incarnate but it was too late. This alien Snake-Oil Bania Mamooo had made all of us utter Gandoos.<br /> <br />Truly we had reached the nadir of bestiality and stupidity.<br /> <br />Wake up you fool Gandooo! The alien book could be of 4th century, 7th century or 19th century Macaulayi/Marxy or even 20th century Harvadi Wall Streety. The bearded OM could have alien white, green or red (topi) garb. If you cannot find God in the eyes of a kid from your Mohalla, if your senses do not get filled by the native soil when it gets drenched by first mansoon shower then you will never get it from alien books. Those books were meant for you bending over.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11461408196808303809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-28420943552684302862011-08-29T09:23:15.335+05:302011-08-29T09:23:15.335+05:30बहुत उम्दा और शानदार लेख है। वैसे भी परसाई जी की र...बहुत उम्दा और शानदार लेख है। वैसे भी परसाई जी की रचना समाज के इतने करीब होती है और इतनी आसानी से सबकुछ कह जाती है कि लगता घटना सामने चल रही है तथा समय का अंतर खत्म सा हो गया है। आपको ध्न्यवाद की आपने इस अपठित रचना को सामने रखा।vinay jaiswalhttp://manavaajkal.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-60424539796971375362011-08-24T14:03:24.218+05:302011-08-24T14:03:24.218+05:30prasangik. :)prasangik. :)Vikashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01373877834398732074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-19498398772082510762011-08-24T11:25:23.143+05:302011-08-24T11:25:23.143+05:30aakhir parsai ji likh rahen hai kathore satya etni...aakhir parsai ji likh rahen hai kathore satya etni shalinta aur saaf goi seakkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10024720424482411056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-64120645421821413202011-08-23T21:59:48.780+05:302011-08-23T21:59:48.780+05:30परसाई जी का जवाब नहीं. लिखे जाने के इतने दिन बाद भ...परसाई जी का जवाब नहीं. लिखे जाने के इतने दिन बाद भी कितनी ताज़ा ओर प्रासंगिक लगती है यह रचना ! परसाई जी कभी 'बासे' नहीं पड़ेंगे.मोहन श्रोत्रियnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-72392215374163329182011-06-20T09:40:16.010+05:302011-06-20T09:40:16.010+05:30वर्तमान परिप्रेक्ष्य पर सटीक व्यंग्य ...वर्तमान परिप्रेक्ष्य पर सटीक व्यंग्य ...Ashish Pandey "Raj"https://www.blogger.com/profile/12211524707558022934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-30532180634528592982011-06-15T18:17:08.223+05:302011-06-15T18:17:08.223+05:30शानदार!!
मौके की नजाकत के हिसाब से ।शानदार!!<br />मौके की नजाकत के हिसाब से ।विजय गौड़https://www.blogger.com/profile/01260101554265134489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-81215952572513061442011-06-15T06:54:23.771+05:302011-06-15T06:54:23.771+05:30बहुत शानदार, अब तो कितने बन्नू आ गए और कितनों के म...बहुत शानदार, अब तो कितने बन्नू आ गए और कितनों के मन में बन्नू बनने के बुलबुले फूट रहे।वर्षाhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01287301277886608962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014735465804187918.post-79591428680700969572011-06-13T01:44:20.114+05:302011-06-13T01:44:20.114+05:30ओह...
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